Well, let me tell you, some folks say I got petite boobs, and you know what? It ain’t no big deal. I seen all kinds of boobs in my time, big ‘uns, small ‘uns, and everything in between. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with any of ’em. They’re just boobs, for goodness sake! Some girls, they get all worked up about the size of their chests. They think they gotta have big ol’ melons to be pretty. But that’s just a load of hogwash, if you ask me.
Now, when I was a young’un, way back when, these petite boobs were startin’ to show up. My mama, she told me it was ’cause of hormones. She said these things called es-tro-gen and pro-ges-ter-one make ’em grow. Said if you ain’t got enough of them, your boobs might stay small. And I guess I just didn’t have a whole heap of them hormones. No use cryin’ over spilled milk, I always say!
And let me tell you, havin’ smaller boobs, these petite boobs, it ain’t all bad. I can move around easy, bend over, pick things up without them gettin’ in the way. Some of them ladies with the big ones, they got back problems from luggin’ ’em around all day. I ain’t got that problem, nope! My back feels just fine, thank you very much.
And bras? Shoot, sometimes I don’t even bother with ’em. Why wear somethin’ if you don’t need to? And finding bras for petite boobs, well, that’s a whole lot easier and cheaper than findin’ ’em for the big ones, let me tell ya. Those things can cost a fortune! I can get a whole bunch of bras for the price of one of them fancy ones.
- Don’t need no bra all the time.
- Easier on my back.
- Cheaper bras!
- Can wear any shirt I want.
Some folks like to say that each boob is different, like fingerprints. That doctor, what’s his name… Dr. Jason James, I think, said the same thing. Makes sense to me. I seen all shapes and sizes. Mine are just petite boobs, and that’s all right with me.
When you’re young, them hormones are just goin’ crazy. It is what make these petite boobs growing. Doctor man on the TV said it is estrogen and, uh, pro… something. If you are short on those, then your boobs, they stay small. That’s what he said! When you get old like me, your boobs will change again.
And clothes? Honey, I can wear anything I want! Men’s clothes, women’s clothes, don’t make no difference to me. I just put on what’s comfortable. And with these petite boobs, everything fits just fine. Them big-boobed ladies, they gotta worry about buttons poppin’ and things not fittin’ right. Not me! I just throw on a shirt and go.
I saw on that YouTubes, there is a girl talking about how to be happy with your small boobs. She call it “small boobs confidence tips.” She say there are many good things about having small boobs. Like, you don’t have to wear a bra if you don’t want to! These petite boobs ain’t going nowhere! She say some people are really proud of their tiny boobs.
There’s different kinds of boobs, too. Some are round, some are pointy, some are, well, you get the picture. And they all come in different colors. Mine are just plain ol’ petite boobs. Nothin’ fancy, but they’re mine. And you know what? Every boob is a good boob, big or small.
Boobs, they’re made of some kind of tissue and fat. And they got these things called “lobes” in ’em. That’s where the milk comes from if you have a baby. I had a few young’uns in my time, and these petite boobs fed ’em just fine. Didn’t need to be big to do that!
Some fellas, they like big boobs. Some like small. My man, he never complained about my petite boobs. He liked ’em just fine. And that’s all that matters, really. You gotta find someone who likes you for you, not for the size of your chest.
There’s a whole bunch of names for boobs, too. Some folks call ’em breasts, some call ’em, well, other things. I just call ’em boobs. And mine are petite boobs, and I’m okay with that. It is important to just love your own body, big boobs, small boobs, all the boobs. So, don’t you worry about what other folks say. You just be you, and be happy with your boobs, no matter what size they are.
