Okay so first thing this morning I’m scrolling Instagram while sipping coffee right? Suddenly my feed explodes with Kylie Jenner hashtags – all screaming she’s pregnant with Timothee Chalamet’s baby. I’m like holy crap when did this happen? Dropped my mug damn near scalded my leg scrambling to search.
The Deep Dive Begins
Tore through Twitter typing “Kylie Timothee baby” so fast my thumbs hurt. Saw mad gossip accounts posting ultrasound pics and due dates but zero legit sources. One tweet claimed TMZ confirmed it so I raced to their site. Nothing. Zilch. Just old articles about their supposed relationship.
Got skeptical so I switched tactics:
- Checked Kylie’s IG grid – last post was Stormi birthday stuff
- Scrolled Timmy’s feed – dude hasn’t posted in months
- Hunted Kardashian family accounts – nada about babies
Frustration mounting here. Felt like chasing ghosts through a gossip maze.
When Reality Smacked Me
Finally spotted a tiny Reuters link buried under clickbait trash. Read the damn thing three times. Their official statement basically said:
“No credible evidence exists of pregnancy or confirmation from either party’s representatives.”
My hands froze on the keyboard. Realized I’d wasted two hours because some rando on TikTok edited a fake baby bump photo that went viral. The ultrasound images? Stolen from some influencer’s maternity shoot last year. Felt like a total clown falling for this circus.
Clearing My Head
Went outside barefoot just to feel grass under my feet. Breathed deep. Remembered last summer when everyone swore Pete Davidson got Kylie pregnant – same playbook different actor.
Now when rumors fly I do three things immediately:
- Screenshot original claims
- Search reliable outlets NOT ending with .com/rumors
- Cross-check with direct sources like personal socials
Saved my phone battery and sanity ever since. Sometimes the internet’s just a messy game of telephone where nobody wins.
