Starting My All-Black Kim K Look
Okay so yesterday I saw Kim Kardashian’s airport paparazzi pics rocking that head-to-toe black fit and thought “I gotta try that”. Dug through my closet this morning like a raccoon in a dumpster hunting for black pieces. Found some stretchy leggings, a loose turtleneck sweater thingy, and my old leather jacket that I always forget exists.
The Real Struggle Begins
Tried everything on and looked like a sad trash bag. Like literally a walking garbage heap. Big reality check moment – turns out throwing random black clothes together doesn’t magically turn you into Kim K. My proportions were all wrong and the jacket looked mad bulky. Felt like quitting but remembered Kim always layers.
- Swapped the puffy jacket for this thin black blazer I wore once to a funeral
- Stole my husband’s black belt to cinch the waist crazy tight
- Put on these stupid pointy heels that hurt like hell but look kinda fierce
Details Matter More Than I Thought
The magic happened when I started obsessing over tiny stuff. Accessories totally saved this look even though I never wear ’em normally. Grabbed my biggest fake sunglasses, these long silver earrings my mom gave me, and actually brushed my hair into this low bun thing. My regular shoulder bag looked lame so I switched to a tiny black clutch buried in my drawer.
Took like fifty selfies trying to mimic Kim’s “casually walking but actually posing” stance near my front door. Ended up looking kinda decent? Not paparazzi-worthy but my neighbor did double-take while taking out her trash. Final verdict: uncomfortable shoes and suffocating belts suck, but the outfit’s surprisingly slimming and makes you look put together.
