Okay so I was scrolling through runway photos yesterday morning, coffee in hand, when it hit me – shoe trends this season are wild! Like seriously, everything from chunky platforms to barely-there straps. I thought, why not document my own hunt for the perfect pair? Grab your coffee too, let me walk you through this.
The Great Shoe Expedition Kickoff
Started by raiding my closet around 10 AM. Dug out every lady footwear item I owned – which was… kinda pathetic honestly. Found three pairs of worn-out heels from 2018, some sad flip-flops, and ballet flats that lost their shape. Snapchatted this disaster to my girl group chat immediately. Got back crying-laughing emojis and “Girl you NEED help” texts. Valid.
Recon Mission at the Mall
Hit the department stores after lunch with my trend notes app open. Made mental checkmarks like a detective:
- Chunky soles EVERYWHERE – saw ’em on sneakers, loafers, even sandals
- Clear PVC straps popping up at multiple booths
- Metallic finishes that screamed “look at my feet!”
- Strappy kitten heels creeping back from fashion graveyard
Tried on these insane platform mules at store #3 – nearly ate floor when I stood up. Sales guy scrambled like I was defusing a bomb.
The Fitting Room Wars
Discovered cruel universal truths during trying sessions:
- Trendy shoes run either two sizes small or weirdly big
- “Comfort technology” often means “you’ll cry after 15 minutes”
- Peep-toe designs will ALWAYS squish your pinky toe
Took mirror selfies of my feet in 11 different pairs. Can confirm feet start looking like alien objects after try-on #7.
The Unlikely Victory
Was ready to bail around 5 PM when I spotted ’em in clearance. Matte silver loafers with chunky soles – not too extra, not boring. Slid my feet in expecting pain… and actually went “oh!” out loud. Walked circles around the rack like testing car tires. Got approving nods from two grandmas nearby. Sold.
Why Bother With This Madness?
Remembered last year’s shoe drama – bought trendy stilettos that gathered dust. This time? Wore the silver loafers out that night! Ended up chatting with a coffee shop manager about footwear for 20 mins. Got free matcha latte and new Instagram follower. Moral: good shoes make strangers talk to you. Worth every blister.
