Okay, so everyone’s buzzing about Miley and her man lately, right? I kept seeing folks online begging for pics – like, where is he? I ain’t some big-time pap, but dang it, curiosity bit me hard. Plus my niece keeps texting me “uncle pls send updates” like I’m TMZ or something. So this morning I brewed some extra coffee thinking…let’s hunt that guy down.
The Awful First Try
Jumped straight to Instagram first thing. Typed “Miley Cyrus boyfriend” like a total newbie. Got flooded with fan pages posting old concert pics from 2022 – bruh, that’s ancient. Scrolled for 20 minutes feeling stupid. Then tried Twitter, same crap: blurry zoomed-in shots of some dude in a hat that could be anyone. Zero proof it was him. Waste of time.
Switching Gears Like a Psycho
Grabbed my backpack after lunch – threw in water, sunscreen, portable charger (gotta stay charged!), and my mediocre zoom lens camera. Drove straight to that vegan cafe Miley always hits up on Fairfax. Parked my butt across the street pretending to read a book. Didn’t move for TWO HOURS. Legs went numb. Saw exactly nothing.
- Learned real quick: celebs know their spots get stalked.
- Also realized staring at strangers like a creep gets you weird looks.
The “Oh Crap” Moment
Was ready to bail when I spotted her trademark red Jeep turning the corner. Heart started pounding – no kidding, my hands shook. Miley hops out wearing sunglasses bigger than her face. But where’s the boyfriend? I scrambled to focus my camera. Then… this tall guy in a plain gray tee gets out behind her carrying takeout bags. BOOM. That’s him! Snapped like five pics fast before they dashed inside. Grabbed one clear shot – he’s laughing while holding the door open for her.
Truth? The pic ain’t glamorous. No red carpet, no fancy suits. Just some dude helping with groceries looking normal as hell. Funny how people hype this up like it’s royal wedding footage. Biggest takeaway? Hunting down famous folks is exhausting, mostly boring, and kinda feels dirty. My niece owes me big time for this. Gonna stick to photographing squirrels now.
