Okay, let’s talk about my little adventure with a “hob nob menu.” It sounds a bit daft, I know, but sometimes these simple ideas turn out to be quite a bit of fun, especially when you’re just pottering about.
The Spark of an Idea
It all started one afternoon when I was having my usual cup of tea and a Hobnob. Such a solid, dependable biscuit, isn’t it? And I thought, you know, these are good on their own, but what if I tried to make a bit more of an ‘experience’ out of them? Not for a fancy party, mind you, just for us at home, maybe to surprise the family or just to see what I could come up with. So, the “hob nob menu” concept was born, right there in my kitchen.
Getting Down to Brass Tacks
First things first, I needed a plan. I didn’t want to just chuck a few biscuits on a plate. I wanted to think about different ways to enjoy them. My first step was just grabbing a notepad and jotting down ideas. What goes well with oaty biscuits? Obvious ones came to mind straight away:
- Tea, of course: The classic. Had to be on the menu.
- Coffee: A good strong coffee can hold its own with a Hobnob.
- Chocolate: Because, well, chocolate makes everything better, doesn’t it?
Then I started thinking a bit more creatively. Maybe some toppings or accompaniments. I rummaged through the cupboards and the fridge to see what I had on hand. I found some decent dark chocolate, a bit of leftover fruit compote, some good quality honey, and even a little pot of clotted cream from a previous scone adventure.
Crafting the “Menu” Items
So, I started to put together some “dishes” for my hob nob menu. Here’s what I landed on:
The Traditionalist: This was simple. One original Hobnob served with a perfectly brewed cup of English Breakfast tea. Can’t go wrong.

The Chocoholic’s Dream: I melted some dark chocolate – not too much, just enough for a good dip. Then I half-dipped a chocolate Hobnob (double chocolate, why not?) into the melted chocolate and let it set a bit. Messy, but worth it.
The Fruity Fancy: For this one, I took a plain Hobnob and put a tiny smear of that fruit compote on top. I thought about adding fresh berries, but the compote felt a bit more special for this little experiment.
The Honey Drizzle Delight: A plain Hobnob with a delicate drizzle of good runny honey. I thought this would bring out the oaty flavour.
I even toyed with the idea of crushing some up to use as a topping for yogurt, but decided to keep it focused on the biscuit as the star for this first go.
The Grand Unveiling (to myself, mostly)
Once I had my “menu” items prepared, I arranged them on a nice wooden board. It actually looked quite appealing, if I do say so myself. I then proceeded to, well, taste-test everything. Rigorous quality control, you see.

The classic tea pairing was, as expected, perfect. The chocolate-dipped one was incredibly indulgent. The fruity one was a nice change, the tartness of the compote cut through the sweetness of the biscuit nicely. And the honey drizzle? Surprisingly sophisticated. It really did enhance the oaty taste.
What I Reckon Now
It was a simple thing, really, this hob nob menu. Didn’t take a lot of effort, just a bit of thought. But it was a nice way to spend an hour, and it made my afternoon cuppa feel a bit more special. It’s funny how you can take something ordinary and, with a little bit of creativity, make it feel like a treat. I might even do it again if we have friends over for a casual coffee – just for a bit of a laugh and a tasty bite. Sometimes it’s the simple pleasures, isn’t it?