So, you’re asking about Jerry Hall’s twin sister, eh? Yeah, turns out she actually has one. Terry something. Or was it Terri? Doesn’t really roll off the tongue like Jerry, does it? Took me a heck of a time to dig that up, let me tell you. Not because it was top-secret spy stuff, but because of the ridiculous way I even had to look for it.
I was stuck in this job, see. One of those “whatever pays the bills” kind of gigs. We were basically glorified fact-checkers for some outfit that probably sold info to… well, who knows. Rich folks with too much time, maybe? Anyway, most of it was dull as dishwater. Then one day, this memo lands on my desk. Jerry Hall. Urgent. Must confirm twin sister. Client needs to know. Client, ha! Sounded more like some obsessive fan to me.
So, there I was, tasked with finding Jerry Hall’s supposed twin. You’d think in this day and age, a quick search, bam, done. Nope. This was a bit ago, mind you. The internet wasn’t the all-knowing oracle it is now for every little bit of celebrity trivia. I was hitting the books, actual dusty old newspaper archives, the whole nine yards. I even remember trying to call up some old modeling agencies, getting hung up on mostly. Felt like a real gumshoe, but for the world’s most pointless mystery. My boss, bless his cotton socks, kept popping over. “Anything on the twin? The client’s getting antsy!” Ansty about a twin sister. Right.
Days, I’m telling you, days I spent on this. Found a whole lot of nothing. Then, just when I was about to tell my boss the “client” was probably dreaming, I stumbled on it. Buried in some ancient, faded magazine article about the Hall family. Terry Jaye Hall. That was her. Not exactly a household name, was she? But there it was. Proof. I felt like I’d cracked the Da Vinci code, except it was just, you know, Jerry Hall’s twin.
Handed it over. Boss man was thrilled. “Excellent! The client will be very pleased!” And that was it. Never heard why it was so darn “urgent.” Never found out what “client” needed this earth-shattering piece of information for. Just another day, another bizarre request. But hey, that’s how I ended up knowing Jerry Hall has a twin. It’s not exactly a party trick, telling people that, but it’s a story, I guess. A story about how you sometimes spend your days doing the weirdest things for a paycheck. And all because someone, somewhere, absolutely needed to know about Jerry Hall’s twin sister. People are strange, man.
