Okay, here’s my attempt at writing a blog post in the style you requested, about “what to buy the person who has everything”:
So, I had this problem. My best friend’s birthday was coming up, and the guy literally has everything. Seriously, you name it, he’s got it. Newest gadgets? Check. Fancy clothes? Double-check. Every kitchen appliance known to man? You bet. I was stumped. I spent, no joke, like a week just racking my brain.
The Hunt Begins
First, I scoured the internet. I went down every rabbit hole imaginable. “Unique gifts,” “luxury gifts,” “experiences, not things” – I searched it all. My browser history was a mess, full of weird stuff I didn’t even know existed. I found personalized star maps, custom-made bobbleheads, even a service that would let you name a cockroach after someone (tempting, but not quite right).
Then, I hit the stores. I wandered through fancy boutiques, quirky little shops, even a massive department store. I talked to salespeople, described my friend’s impossible-to-shop-for status, and got… mostly blank stares. One lady suggested a very expensive pen. A pen. Like, come on!
The “Aha!” Moment
I was about to give up. Seriously, I was considering just getting him a gift card and calling it a day. But then, I remembered something. He’d mentioned, offhand, that he was trying to get into making his own sourdough bread. He had all the fancy equipment (of course), but he was struggling with the actual process.
That’s when it hit me. It wasn’t about the thing, it was about the experience and help.
The Solution
Instead of buying him another gadget, I booked him a private, virtual sourdough-making class with a renowned baker. I found this amazing artisan baker online who offered one-on-one sessions via video call. The baker provided a list of (basic, normal people) ingredients I should get for him, and I even threw in a cute, personalized apron that said “Sourdough King.” I packaged everyting with the schedule for the class.
He absolutely loved it. He said it was the most thoughtful and unique gift he’d ever received. And the best part? He actually learned something new and had a blast doing it. Plus, now he can make awesome bread, which is a win-win for everyone (especially me, when I visit!).
So, the lesson I learned? When you’re shopping for the person who has everything, forget about the “stuff.” Think about their interests, their hobbies, or something they’ve always wanted to learn. Sometimes, the best gift is an experience, a skill, or just a little bit of help to pursue a passion.
